A brief history of our friendship:
We establish a friendship.
1987: The last time either of us can remember playing at one another’s houses
ca 1993: My dad purchased a pink Huffy 10-speed for me at a yard sale. I thought this was
pretty cool. The bike had been Beth’s
2006: Beth and I run into each other at the Lippitt Park Jewish festival
and exchange numbers. We re-establish friendship. The bike is still in my parents’ garage.
We have discussed at length the pros and cons of whether she should call her latest love interest verus wait for him to call/text/email/send mental telepathy message first. Its hard for me to give advice with great confidence considering I am still single. I do the best I can though. Here is a picture of us and Beth’s Blackberry, a device of pleasure and pain.
Here is a haiku inspired by said dilemma
Did his phone totally break?
I am freaking out.