Happy Thanksgiving!
Aries (March 21-April 19) Enjoy the turkey but beware of the pumpkin pie.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Family will irritate the crap out of you. Add more rum to the cider.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) You will be inclined to eat too many pecan pie squares. Remember to wear loose pants.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) Holiday shopping at the mall is dangerous right now. Stick to online stores.

Leo (July 23-August 22) Your rising star is in the house of Mars. Lay off the mashed sweet potatoes for best results.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) Your starts just aren’t aligned. Let someone else set the table and warm the side dishes while you manage the turkey.

Libra (September 23-October 22) Today is your day! You call the shots. Hold the remote control, smoke cigars and watch football. Do not clear the table or do any dishes.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)  Opportunity is around the corner.  Be open to a message from a loved one.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)  Take a moment to be thankful for everything you have.  Someone from your past will resurface.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Tomorrow is best day to start your diet.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)  Be open to constructive criticism.  Don’t be afraid to let a loved one know you care.  

Pisces (February 19-March 20)  You are your own worst enemy.  Lucky numbers are 2 and 15.  Lucky foods are stuffing and cranberry sauce.

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