"Don't touch my eyes." "Quick, do a Google Image search for pigs!" "That's my neck. Gentle on my neck." "Why are you showing me Wheat Thins?  She asked for GOLD. FISH." "WHY WON'T WUBZY LOAD!?" "I SAID don't touch my neck." These are some of the comments I made on a  flight back from California … Continue reading Why Real Parents Don’t Round: Air Travel With a Toddler